Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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