I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize