so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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