hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We left the knife in your bed.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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