Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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