it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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