so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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