We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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