Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I think my moral compass just broke
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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