i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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