her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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