I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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