i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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