Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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