so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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