Me too!
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
It was confusing and full of hummus
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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