you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Randomize
