i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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