Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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