Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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