Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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