yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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