Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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