Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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