I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My balls are so social today.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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