clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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