butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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