After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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