I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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