I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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