Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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