I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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