I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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