he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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