I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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