ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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