It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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