I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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