So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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