who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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