he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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