Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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