Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
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I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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