very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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