Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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