That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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