i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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