Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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