I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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