dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
