Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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