Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You can't motorboat a personality
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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