UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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